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Split Review: The M. Night Shyamalan Train Roars On

To say I am not an M. Night Shyamalan fan is putting it mildly. I have given him so much shit over the years, and yet I always find myself watching his movies waiting to be disappointed (it's those damn trailers, always convince me that maybe this one is different). He's made a couple good movies like Unbreakable and Sixth Sense, but most of his movies are duds. So, I walked into the theater on Friday ready to be disappointed and man was I surely and utterly surprised.
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Pokemon Sun/Moon: Prediction Report Card/ Late Review

Well, we live in a world post-Pokémon Sun/Moon release. So how did the game turn out? Did it live up to the hype? Did all those theories play out to something at all? Is Lusamine the greatest Pokémon villain of all time? Which starter did I choose? Is the game any good at all? Stay tuned for the next episode of Tevin's Super Late Review and analysis. Attention Spoilers Alert.  
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The Return of the Ghost of Sparta: the Evolution of God of War

(Gaze at that magnificent beard) AAAAAARRRRREEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!!! Kratos' favorite phrase from God of War (other variations include ZZZZEEEEEUUUUUSSSSS!!!!!! or CCCCCCAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOPPPPPPPEEEE!!!!!!!!). What I'm trying to say is that Kratos likes, no, loves to yell the name of the person he's looking for and most of the time he is angry. These days he gets a lot of crap for being too one-dimensional, and while that's true, it is not the whole story. That's why today I'm going to talk about why the God of War franchise is one of the greatest ever, and why it is only the beginning.
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Pokemon Sun and Moon Theory: Predicting the Plot (UPDATE)

UPDATE: Here are some of my thoughts on the final game ( My Review ) Ladies and gentlemen, finally the Rock has come bac... (whoa, my make-believe lawyer warns we not to finish that sentence). I know, I know you all missed me and have been eagerly anticipating my next post almost as much, if not more, than the premiere of Walking Dead (and yes, my ego truly knows no bounds). I am going to try my very best to continuously update the blog, but never mind that today we are going to talk about what in the heckler's left boot is going on in Pokémon Sun and Moon. I'm going to do my very best (like no one ever was, yes, I know this joke has probably been made thousands of times) to try and predict what will happen. Ladies and gentlemen get ready for the first ever the McTheorizer Machine.
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Batman V. Superman Super Ultimate Completely Awesome Review (Spoilers)

(My biggest review ever, No pressure Tevin, don't freak out.) Well, ladies and gentlemen, another big budget Zack Snyder and another divisive divide between people who loved the movie and people who hated it.
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Batman Vs Superman Hishe style

(If Batman and Superman don't get coffee in the movie, it's all for nothing)
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Batman Vs Superman: Who wins?

(WE ARE ONLY DAYS AWAY PEOPLE, THE HYPE IS REAL) Alright, guys we are days away from something that will either be the stuff of legend, an epic start to a franchise to rival Marvel, or a disaster so big, that we will be telling our grandchildren about it. I really do hope it is the former, and so far the lucky people who've seen the movie early, have been praising the movie. There's even a spoilery review on Reddit (that seems legit, then again, anything can seem legitimate on the internet) that is singing the film's praises. Plus, Ben Affleck says he is proud of the film. There is one question that remains, who will win Batman or Superman?
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