Whaaaaaaaat? Mass Effect Andromeda is Delayed?

This came out from left field.

(I'm so surprised)

OMG! Mass Effect Andromeda has been delayed. For those of you who haven't caught on yet, I'm using sarcasm (I'm still trying to learn how to use sarcasm online). EA CFO Blake Jorgensen let the news slip casually during Morgan Stanley’s Technology, Media & Telecom Conference. It is now coming out sometime during the first quarter of 2017. This generation is filled with so many delays. Oh well, like Shigeru Miyamoto said: “A delayed game is eventually good, a bad game is bad forever.” Let's take this into consideration before we all go mad... Wait what?Uncharted 4 has been delayed another 2 weeks, someone go get me a pitchfork.

(Source IGN: http://bit.ly/1QmEW0l)

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